Here are 50-plus hilarious cricket jokes, puns and one-liners. Share these cricket jokes with your friends and family and fellow cricket worshippers.
Sports and jokes go hand in hand, and Cricket is another good game. Cricket is a very serious and competitive game as fans follow its game as their religion.
It has some of the world's highest number of viewers and fans worldwide. As much as the people are rooted in their games, they also make time to look at jokes for fun.
Some jokes and puns cannot harm but only add fun to the games when one reads with friends.
Some Hilarious Jokes To Start With
- No sport accepts a diverse range of body types like Cricket does…
After all, it has fine legs, square legs, and short legs. - I was wondering why the cricket ball was becoming bigger and bigger. And then it hit me.
- A young lady married a cricket player. Later her mom said that she made a fantastic catch.
- Why did a whole cricket team quit smoking?
Because they lost all of their matches. -
Once a husband called the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife but accidentally dialed the cricket stadium.
He asked, “How’s everything?”
The reply came," It’s fine. Three are out, hoping to get another seven by lunch, and the last one was a duck!”
He was shocked to faintness. - In Cricket, they first used testicular guards in 1874, followed by helmets in 1974.
It is amazing how it took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important. - In a local cricket match, the umpire was jeered and heckled by the crowd.
The umpire walked over to the boundary and sat next to the loudest spectator.
“What are you doing?” asked the spectator. “Well, it seems you get the best view from here," said the umpire.
Some One-Liners To Start Your Day
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Our local cricket club applied to the town council for a grant. They got Hugh.
- Today, a guy tried to sell the idea of lighting the cricket field with LED lights to the local town council. I must say, it was quite an interesting pitch.
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Singers seem to have a flair for cricket because of their perfect pitch.
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It seems that cricket matches can last for days. No rest for the wicket, I suppose.
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A guy fell in love with a girl who played cricket. Sadly, she bowled him over.
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Supernatural beings possessed a cricket team. They’re full of spirit now.
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I just found out why the game is called "Cricket." It's because the sport is about the spectators’ cheers and reactions.
Cricket Or Cricket - The Insect Joke
15. What sport do insects love to watch?
Cricket. (The obvious one)
16. What do male crickets do when a female cricket walks into a cricket stadium?
*crickets*
17. Have you ever heard the sound of cricket on its last leg?
Don't worry; no one has.
18. What do you think a guy named his cricket who sings all day long?
Lionel Ritchie
19. After watching cricket for a few hours, I think I finally understand it.
They make that noise by just rubbing their wings together.
20. My wife and I were sitting quietly in our living room when we heard a cricket outside.
My wife looked at me and said, "Funny. I heard a cricket chirping, but you didn’t tell a joke."
21. I spent £80 taking my son to see the cricket today.
Eighty bucks, and all it did was hop and chirp!
22. A guy put together a cricket team, but they didn’t do very well. Why?
Because the team got squished by the ball.
23. I stayed in an English Hotel that was so quaint that when I first arrived, there were a couple of cricket balls and a bat on the bed.
Though the bat flew out of the window after a few minutes, I never found the rest of the cricket.
Flowcust
He walks up to the clerk and asked, "Where are the baseball bats located?"
The clerk was surprised to see a talking cricket but decided to play it cool and replied, "Over there."
The cricket is shocked.
"What? You have a sport called Tyrone?"
27. I tried telling some jokes to an audience of crickets...
Even Animals Play Cricket
30. Why can’t elephants play cricket?
Because they block the wickets.
31. Why was the cricket team looking for rabbits to play for them?
They wanted a player with a great long hop.
32. What do you give a sick cricket player?
Chicken Nurdle Soup
33. Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug cricket teams?
It takes too long to put their cricket shoes on
34. Why are chickens not allowed to play cricket?
Because they like to fowl play.
35. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a cricket?
Sleepless nights.
36. Eleven flies were practicing fielding in a saucer earlier. They’re playing in the cup at the weekend.
37. My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I told her that I didn’t know he played cricket.
38. Once, a horse asked a cricket captain if he could also play with them. The captain agreed to let him play and gave him the bat for the match opener.
The horse catches the first ball for a six and does the same for the second and third balls. Every ball that comes to him: Six! Six! Six! The over finally ends, and the horse's partner, the captain, gets his chance to bat.
The bowler runs in from the other end, and the captain manages only to hit one. As he starts running for the other end, the horse stands there.
The captain starts yelling, "Run!"
The players on the sidelines also yelled, "Run!"
Some of the spectators even started yelling, "Run!"
The horse looks up and says, "Run? Do me a favor! If I could run, I'd be in the Kentucky Derby!"
Bats Are Nowhere Safe From Cricket Jokes
39. What animal is attracted to cricket matches?
For sure, Bats!
40. Why are there floodlights on cricket grounds?
Because bats are nocturnal.
41. What do you call an Englishman who’s good with a bat?
A vet.
42. Why did the Vampire Cricket League cancel their season?
They couldn’t find their bats.
Here Comes The Batman In The Game
43. Which cricket player is a superhero?
The Batman.
44. Does Batman like to play cricket?
Yes, since he originates from the sport.
45. Who is the best cricket player?
Batman!
46. Why couldn’t Robin play cricket?
Because he lost his bat, man.
Cricket Players Are At The Center Of Laughter
47. Why are cricket players better salesmen?
They’re good with the pitch.
48. What is Shane Watson’s least favorite fruit?
Plum
49. Where did Lasith Malinga go dancing?
The cricket ball
50. What’s the difference between a tea bag and the English cricket team?
A tea bag stays in the cup longer.
51. What’s the difference between Cinderella and a bad cricketer?
Cinderella knows when to leave the ball.
52. Nathan Lyon was asked, "Is that sandpaper trailing from your pocket?"
Lyon replied, “Nah mate, just the Ashes.”
Cricket Fielding Positions and Its Fun
53. Why did the cricket bowler never sweat?
He was surrounded by fans.
54. What do you call a blood-sucking cricket rule enforcer?
Vumpire
55. Why was the cricket player also the prison warden?
He was a wicket keeper.
56. What does a cricket umpire say while practicing in front of the mirror?
I'll show myself out.
57. Why didn’t the cricket player show up for work?
He was a Striker.
58. Why did the cricket player smash the ice cream sundae?
There was a red cherry on top.
59. How do leg-spin bowlers find things online?
They Googly it!
60. Why do opening batsmen use Gillette before going out at the top of the order?
In case the opening bowlers start well and bowl close to the off-stump constantly, they can get away with a close shave and survive!
61. Why do bad fielders never get sick?
Because they never catch anything.
62. Why did the cricket players' voices suddenly go low?
They were on a drop-in pitch.
63. What is a batsman’s least favorite bird?
Duck.
64. Why is a bad fielder always feeling healthy and free of illness?
They don’t catch anything.
65. Why are fielders in the deep so well-behaved?
They know their boundaries and will try to stay within them.
66. A batsman proud of his progress had invited his mother-in-law to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
He turned to the wicketkeeper at the crease and said, "I'm anxious to hit this ball and do well. That's my wife's mother over there."
"Don't be silly," said the wicketkeeper. "You'll never hit her at 200 hundred yards."
67. A British man once fellow doesn't understand why people liked cricket.
He tries hard to know it since it's his national sport. He also doesn't care for sports much and always feels left out at the pub. One day, he comes across baseball during his early hours at the local pub.
Never knowing what the game was, he was instantly enchanted with the game. The British fellow is impressed with everything about the sport and runs home to search for more about it. After a few months, he's done his thing and watched all the World Serieseses on tape, all the playoffs, highlight reels, Hall of Fame ceremonies, everything.
As he loves baseball he decided to move to America with his hesitant wife. However, his son is not on the positive side. Nevertheless, they move, and the man applies for a job at a baseball stadium. After some time, all the workers at the place have come to notice his knowledge and passion for the sport and ask him if he'd be interested in becoming an umpire. He willingly agrees.
He quickly becomes one of the most renowned umpires in the MLB. His wife is happy with his progress except, his son is depressed. The little one misses England and his friends at his old some. Nothing works for him to the point that the boy declines to sit on his father's lap and share a family moment.
And so, sad to say, the son never sits on the British umpire.
The Obsessive Cricket Fans Joke
68. What do cricket players do when they get overheated?
They get closer to one of the fans.
69. Which cricket grounds are the coolest?
The one with full of fans.
70. Doctor: "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "I’m scared of the cricket ball."
Doctor: "How’s that?"
Patient: "I’ll leave if you continue with that rubbish."
Doctor: "WAIT ON."
Patient: “Goodbye”
71. My wife said she would leave me if I didn’t stop obsessing over cricket. I asked her to review that statement with the “T” sign.
We are no longer together.
72. Jim was a diehard cricket fan.
One day, his frustrated wife said, “You only think of cricket. I bet you don’t even remember the day we were married.”
Jim replied, “Of course I do. It was the day New Zealand beat Ireland."
73. My wife says she's leaving me due to my obsession with cricket.
I'll be honest; it's knocked me for six!
74. A man is playing in his cricket league's final and is just about to bowl when he notices a funeral procession walking past.
He immediately stops, removes his cap, and bows his head until they pass.
"That was real sportsmanship you showed there." the Umpire tells him at the end of the match.
"Well, it was the least I could do," replies the man. "It was my wife's funeral."
With all these funny jokes, one might soon start cracking. So, if you need a joke or two as a fellow cricket fan, this is high time you tell them what you read.
